My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here.
I feel like the small appliance industry really didn’t give a shit when they named the food processor.
What’s the point of tiptronic transmissions? It’s like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.
The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it’s a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.
Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe’s if I’d known that!
