Phil's Weblog

Phil — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 04:51:47 +0000

Children are in bed. PREPARE TO UNLEASH GAME OF THRONES!

Phil — Sun, 17 Apr 2011 03:49:49 +0000

My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here.

Phil — Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:05:04 +0000

I expect reparations from Australia for The Wiggles.

Phil — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 02:13:27 +0000

I feel like the small appliance industry really didn’t give a shit when they named the food processor.

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 19:14:40 +0000

Sadly I am the king of global data structures in perl.

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 17:51:10 +0000

Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:29:17 +0000

What’s the point of tiptronic transmissions? It’s like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 06:28:31 +0000

The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it’s a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:57:38 +0000

Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe’s if I’d known that!

Phil — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:56:03 +0000

Are chickpeas and garbanzo beans the same thing? I feel like I should know that.